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Friday, March 11, 2005

Michael Jackson walks. . .

. . .into a courtroom. He's five minutes late.

The judge looks at him and says, "Mr. Jackson, do you realize you're five minutes late for court?"

Jackson says to him, "I'm sorry your honor. I'm sick."

The judge asks, "What's wrong with you?"

Jackson says, "I'm a pedophile."

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