Scrappleface. . .

. . .chimes in with a preview of the Vice President's debate strategy for tonight.

"The vice president will try to look stoic," said one unnamed aide. "He'll curb his raging passions, and do his best to look like a bland, retired accountant. It will be tough, because he's an emotional powderkeg."

(Thanks to blondie, again, for the heads-up.)