Attention all oppressed American liberals. . .

. . .longing to breathe free: try not to get too discouraged if you have to wait a while to get into Canada. If you do start to feel a little glum about your circumstances here in the good old US of A, just think of what you did for Elian Gonzales.



That should warm your hearts and lift your spirits nicely. Don't you feel better now?

No? Well, just think of all those people you protected from those nasty guns down in Waco.



You see? It hasn't been all that long ago that liberals ran the country and freedom was cherished. You really did some wonderful things when given the opportunity!

P/S: When you get up there, don't ask about the Eskimos. It's a touchy subject.