The man in charge. . .

. . .takes charge when he sees the need. I find it revealing that the President would choose to come to the aid of one of the members of his security detail at the opening dinner for a summit of world leaders. Just think -- if things had gone differently on November 2, we could be reading a quote like, "F---, Marvin! Would you go and see what the hold-up is over there?"

UPDATE: OK, so it's not technically accurate, since Kerry wouldn't have taken office by now. But, hey, I think it's still a decent zinger.