I can't believe I'm about to. . .

. . .say this. It is so utterly beyond my ken that I hesitate to even put it into words. I'm hoping that someone will contact me and straighten this out, because the world just seems like an alien place to me at this moment. But, unless it's some kind of joke, Andrew McCarthy has found something to bitch about!!!!

Will someone please email me and tell me this is some kind of satire, or that I'm dreaming? Please???