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Thursday, September 23, 2004

Earlier tonight...

I went to visit my brother earlier tonight, and we were sitting in his living room shooting the breeze with the TV on. After a while, a commercial came on, and I can't remember for the life of me what it was advertising. All I know is that it featured a woman with a smile that left sundogs in my eyes (I suspect camera chicanery), that she was a nice-looking woman, and that her name is supposedly Beth. (And they can't say it on TV if it isn't true.)

I turned to my brother and told him, "You know, ol' Beth's kinda hot."

He said, "Yeah, but look at that flatscreen monitor."

All I could say was, "You have a problem." Really, is there anything else TO say?

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