If my bedfellows were this strange. . .

. . .I think I'd be forced to reexamine my politics. And the shame of it all is that he managed to find a seat on the bus alongside the one woman in America with "absolute moral authority". And to think that august institutions of higher learning such as Cornell and Syracuse Universities were taken in by this rapscallion. Why, this sort of thing could potentially undermine even the most sterling reputation.

Hat-tip to Lucianne.