Even the Spitzer scandal. . .

. . .has a silver lining. With all the publicity surrounding "Kristen's" MySpace page, I decided to have a look at some of the pages that weren't getting all the attention. And, as if life followed the script of some second-rate romantic comedy, it seems I have found the woman I've been waiting for all my life.

Thank you Eliot Spitzer. Thank you internets. Most of all, thank you Foreigner.