Look out, O'Rourke. . .

. . .here comes O'Dowd, with such witticisms as:

Instead of the New Frontier, Karl and W. offer the New Backtier.

Ah, yes. That's the kind of sparkling prose that'll get you a Pulitzer, everytime. All I can say is, if Maureen had displayed this level of acumen prior to the election, Marvin would very likely be wrapping John Kerry's favorite spring water decanter in newspaper right now.