That Giant Puckering Sound...

...is coming from Iran upon reading the news that Israel is looking for a way to bust some bunkers, for some reason. I'm no insider, and can't pretend to know what it means.

All I know is that if I were a security guard at one of Iran's nuclear facilities, I'd be using up some accrued vacation, sick, and family leave days. And I'd spend that time figuring out a way to get someplace a little safer, like Rwanda, Sudan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq...just about anywhere, actually.

Thanks to the emailer who passed this along!