A very happy Mother's Day. . .
. . .wish to all the moms. This is the day to say "Thanks for not strangling me!" At least it is for me. The rest of you may not have been quite as trying.
I'll just be getting around to buying my mother's gift today, as I just now have a clue as to what I'm going to get her. It came from the same brazen temptress who sent me the peanut butter that so ruthlessly led me astray from my lifelong commitment to Jif. So, she's partially redeemed herself and may yet be allowed back into my circle of friends.
I'll just be getting around to buying my mother's gift today, as I just now have a clue as to what I'm going to get her. It came from the same brazen temptress who sent me the peanut butter that so ruthlessly led me astray from my lifelong commitment to Jif. So, she's partially redeemed herself and may yet be allowed back into my circle of friends.
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